5 Tricks That Has Kept Jeff Immortal(Doctors hate him!)
- Jeff says what helps him stay so young is his constant meditation 10-12 hours every day. So get to it!
- Jeff is strictly on a diet of rocks he finds in his backyard. He says it helps him feel closer to the Earth and gain immortality. Give it a try!
- Jeff is a believer in the power of sauce. A common thing Jeff does is he will smother himself in sauce he retrieves from fast food restraunts and bathe in the sun. He says it helps prevent disease and aging(and it gives him a mean tan)!
A Healthy Diet
- Making sure you sprinkle dirt into every meal helps you feel ready for the day and live forever!
- Jeff makes sure that he prays to the dark one every day and flushes a goat head down the toilet every week. He says that it is the only way to do the sacrafices. He also has major plumbing issues.